Me stones is killin' me!!!!

Can't afford the surgery or even a visit to the doctor so I'm hoping the Chanca Piedra works. All I've got is stones, had 'em 30+ years and herbs have held them @ bay. Lately the shit's been killlin' me (damn aerosol engineering shit is in all our air, water and food, figured it was but a matter of time) so I had to reach out to some South American friends to send me some Stone Breaker. Well it's arrived and I'm gonna start heavy dosing t'morrow. I figure it'll probably work, herbs usually do over time, but it might kill me these suckers are huge. If I kick out remember, I want three stages, or at least three bands, and a beer truck!